That’s a sacrifice beyond the call of duty.”
One said, “Andrew, you can make tacos without meat you know.”
I said, “Sure, but what’s the point?”
Our meals came and we dug in. “So you’re talking marriage, kids, the whole nine yards, is that it?”
Donnie answered, “We’re only saying that we want to consider it as a long term possibility. Porn I think you’re both wonderful.”
I could feel Donnie stiffen in my arm. I wondered if I had offended them with my little meat ploy. I thought that every loving impulse I was capable of was fully engaged. Donnie, I have this theory. Not necessarily a bad thing, but there wouldn’t be any room for Paul Newman. Julia Child said that champagne is always appropriate. My only requirement is high speed internet access. When I kissed you, when I, ahem, entered you, you felt different. That’s why we ordered the same dinner. It’s obvious.
