“Feed diz lucky hor krosseyed!”
“*glug*-STOP! Dunt blabber at yer betters. Porn “Whaddaya know?” shamefaced, I cop a feel of my first john. “Swallow yu dummy! Thirty cautious steps later I nearly reach safety when the breeze reverses direction and with it the course of history. Subterranean warrens spawn countless goblins daily. “My liege will reward you with anything you desire so please let me deliver my message.”
“Let’z eat diz elf, Gadam?! Vegan like all elves, it’s hard to accept that such horror’s also a part of nature. Fetid as fish I reek like seafood. It all began beneath an autumn hunter’s moon… “Lazy hor. dear god, give me air… Sucker punching under Gadam’s nasty rag I crush my crippler’s leathery testicles the best I can. “Whaddaya know?” shamefaced, I cop a feel of my first john. Elves were germinated from dryads so all aboriginals were women. Married to my soulmate, Princess
