“Hello, Rachel,” God said to me with a motherly tone, her voice full of reverb, “I have chosen you, as a favorite daughter of mine, to embark on a holy task that will forever shape the course of humanity.”
“Hey God,” Satan said, “you’ve…you’ve got cum on your face.”
“Oh shit,” God laughed, her majestic guise breaking as she awkwardly tried to find the semen, “did I get it?”
“Yeah, you got it,” Satan looked at me and laughed, “that was quite the introduction, wasn’t it Rachel?”
I just stared back. Porn We stopped at the entrance to what looked like a strip club. I was being punished, and all I could do was ask for forgiveness. I would remain faithful to her scripture even if she guided me otherwise; it was what she wanted, it had to be.
