“We have a guest tonight. The following morning I took a cab to the motel, asking Mr. Free Porn Now I was pissed. Hers were so pretty and sexy—light pink and loaded with lace. We worked together for maybe two minutes before I felt it coming. I was closer to the DU house so that’s where I went. I hit him once less than ten seconds into the fight—a hard right to the gut. I was deeply asleep until the following morning. Somehow, I doubted I was the only one just as I doubted this would be a one-time occurrence. Martin was just too much.
