A couple of weeks later I heard the guy she was going out with dumped her. Porn “You’re nicer than my husband.” She leaned against my chest and we kissed. Love wasn’t a factor. I don’t know why they think this way, but if I give them a peso more than they’ve earned, it’s like they think they’ve outsmarted the “gabacho”. If I didn’t know better I would have thought Guadalupe was taking lessons from my ex-wife. He also helped me find a decent and affordable place to live. Well, I gave the old girl quite a workout with help from the Viagra. “I appreciate that.”
“I would never treat you that way.”
“Well uh …
